Le Advice Column! 

ALOHA!

Is there anything that is bothering you *random person says yes* are you troubled all the time *random person #2 says yes* THEN I PRESENT TO YOU LE ADVICE COLUMN!!!!

Soooo, why am I doing this you kind souls might ask, well I just want to help you guys in whatever is bothering you, and since you do not know me in real life, I figured it won’t be awkward for you…

As a bonus, if you are afraid to reveal your internet identity as well, it will be COMPLETELY anonymous. Even I would not know who you are!

Soooo, how will this happen you kind souls might ask, well I made a google form that you could fill anonymously and I will post my replies on the blog, which I hope is fine. I will address you by your pseudonym, because I feel that the problems you might have could also be troubling someone else, so technically you are helping as well!

Let me know if you have any suggestions for this!

Here is the link to le advice column! And please do not be shy, I swear upon Frank Iero that this is totally confidential and safe:)

Thank you all for so much support (and 21 followers!!!)

And this is Vogelstand flying away xx

Link to column here as well: https://goo.gl/forms/2ffibac3I5AVEr7a2

Liebester award!

Aloha!

    You must have guessed the purpose of this post by the title but what is a post without reading the title out dramatically… 

    *in booming announcer voice* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, IT IS TRUE I VOGELSTAND HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE *drum roll* LIEBSTER AWARD! *crowd applauds*

    (When I got to know this I was almost as excited as I would have been meeting Tobias Eaton)

    Thank you so much Misabella for nominating me! I TRULY appreciate it! 

    Here are the rules for this award thingy:

    • Acknowledge the blogger who nominated you.
    • Answer the 11 questions given by the blogger who nominated you.
    • Nominate 11 other bloggers.
    • Ask 11 new questions for them to answer

    Here are the eleven questions Misabella asked me!

    • If you had to live on one food, what would it be?
    • Name your best feature?
    • Do you believe in horoscopes?
    • What was the last book you read?
    • Movies or books?
    • What are 5 words to describe yourself?
    • What is your biggest pet peeve?
    • What is a fun fact about yourself that few people know?
    • What are you wearing as you are writing this?
    • If you could abolish one law, what would it be?
    • What is your fave song at the moment?

    So lets get STARTED! (Yahhh)

    1. My answer earlier would have been pizza, but this summer I went to the Grand Canyon, and over there we survived on pizza and mexican food. Believe it or not, I was sick of pizza! 

      I would probably choose chocolate now, or noodles maybe.

     2. I don’t think I really have a best feature, maybe my eyebrows? I don’t really know!

       3. No I don’t believe in horoscopes ( I feel like I will end up using too many gifs so no gif for this question😂)

    4. The last book I read was actually A Series Of Unfortunate Events, by Lemony Snicket (9) and I didn’t really like it, I found the writing too childish.

    5. BOOKS ALL DA WAY! 

    (Sorryyy could not resist)

    6. Lazy, logical, loathesome, lame, carefree.

    7. Ignorance.

    8. I am ornithophobic. (People know that actually😭😂)

    9. I am wearing black shorts (exercise shorts, I have no clue why) and a black tshirt with 1/7000000000 written on it!

    10. I don’t know (I feel too lazy to think!) 

    11. BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY, BILL BILL BILL BILL! (I saw a Bill Nye Video today! does this count?)

    So there we go! Those are my questions answered! Now I need to ask questions!

    Here are my nominees:

      Please do it if you guys want to (or if you have not done it)

      And here are my questions

      • Tea or coffee?
      • Favourite TV SHOW?
      • Favourite colour?
      • Would you rather kill five puppies or get injected with ebola?
      • Favourite place to eat?
      • All time favourite book?
      • All time favourite movie?
      • All time favourite band?
      • Dog person or cat person?
      • Death or insanity?
      • What do you aim of becoming (profession)

      That is all I have! And off I go! Thanks again Misabella! And thanks for reading!

      Vogelstand flying away x 

                      Nothing to wear!

                      Aloha!

                      I write this sitting in the car with my two best friends as we are talking about how people get injured more during swimming than basketball (I know right, what?) So, that is why this post might not be that good and just hastily written, but this might be the only chance I get to write (cause exams, ugh) so let’s begin:

                      Do you guys ever feel like you don’t have anything to wear but you do? I actually know as a fact that you know what I am talking about cause I am relatable! Am I right? I am right. But this is kind of weird.

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                      I have A TON of clothes but I don’t like any of them. It’s similar to having tons of acquaintances but you are only friends with about three of them? (Can I please get applauded about this AMA-Y-ZING reference I made, sorry. Please ignore me.)

                      I am VERY picky about the clothes I wear, but I am NOT ready to go shopping for my clothes. Ugh, shopping kills me! This leads to my mother buying most of my clothes for me and I end up not wearing any of them.

                      Right now there are about three t-shirts I wear, a plain black, a plain blue one and an Avengers (just because I have a killer sense of STYEELEE) or maybe because I am too lazy to wear anything else.

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                      I mentioned earlier that I am picky about the clothes I wear but if I just simply tell you then it will be very easy. Eazy peezy lemon squeezy. I can basically wear anything that is not vnecked has normal longish sleeves and is not a very bright colour.

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                      See it is as simple as that. But if I actually go tell the person I am shopping with they’ll probably think that I am some sort of a demanding brat.

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                      That is probably the reason whenever I go shopping with mother, I end up saying no to 99.9% of the clothes she brings and then I get called “indecisive” (As a matter of fact, I AM very indecisive but that is another story)

                      Here is a true incident that happened today (which may have led to the writing of this post):

                      I had to go to one of my best friends farewell party, because she is leaving the country (I was carpooling with my two other friends) and we were supposed to leave at five. At around four I realised I didn’t have anything to wear, so I had to go to the mall, and after spending one and a half hour shopping, I bought one tshirt. To sum it all up, I made everyone late (when I came back from the mall my friends were already waiting at my house HOW EMBARRASSING!)

                      BONUS: I did not even wear the tshirt I bought!

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                      WHAT IS MY LIFE!?!?

                      I could have bought a whole outfit in a jiffy if I was shopping alone but nope. *starts mumbling and sobbing uncontrollably*

                      THAT IS ALL I HAVE FOR YOUUUUUUU!

                      Thank you for reading! If you liked me talking about how twisted up I am, please let me know! (I have plenty more problems in me, I could rant about)

                      QOTD: What kind of clothes do you like to wear?

                      ANDDDD au revoir!

                      Vogelstand flying away x

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                      *this is a scheduled post written on the 29th of July*

                      TYPES OF ‘I am bored’s

                      ALOHA!

                      Howdy? This post is going to be about ‘boredom’, and I find it kind of funny that the title of this post also happens the be the very reason I am writing this. I was bored out of my mind.

                      ughhhhh

                      I don’t know if this happens to anybody as such, but I have two different types of  ‘I am bored’ feelings. Is this normal? (I need to know if anyone even relates to this, because I don’t want to be KA-RA-ZAY!) So here they are (for you to relate, hopefully)

                      1) I choose to be bored.

                      Also known as WYHSTDBYWTPANDIA (which….is definitely,not something I just made up… right now.) this stands for, When You Have Stuff To Do But You Want To Procrastinate And Not Do It Anyway. I also just realized that the acronym for this has ‘pandia’ in it, and just because it sounds funny, I am now laughing like a maniac. (I am also seriously beginning to doubt my maturity level)

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                      ANYways, this is the type of boredom, where you actually choose to be bored. You have a ton of work to do, but you make the choice of not doing it because… eh. So, instead of being productive and doing work, you sit idle, and be bored. If you don’t want to call it WYHSTDBYWTPANDIA (which, is obviously an amazing acronym, and not difficult to remember at all, also, pandia HAHA!) you can just call it ‘the positive boredom’ because truth be told (I NEVER WAS YOURS, THE FEA- sorry I got carried away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGE381tbQa8truth be told, you are not actually bored. You just want to convince yourself that you have nothing to do so that you feel better about not doing anything. Does that make sense? Does anything I write make sense? I am just going to go and ponder over that and the existence of this universe for a moment.

                      2) Ugh, bored.

                      Also known as the ‘Ugh, bored’ this type of being bored can be classified as the genuine boredom. This is when you have nothing to do, so you laze around and eat. To be honest, I am barely even hungry… most of the time I eat is simply because I am bored (and I am always bored, therefore I am always eating.) But I am pretty sure that I won’t be the only one who does this! Come on!

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                      This is the ‘negative boredom’ because though you are eating, and eating, and eating, and eating a little more… one more bite… just one more. Sorry, that was really fun to type😂 anyways, This is the ‘negative boredom’ because though you are eating, your inner, bored self is still not satsified. And you may try to not get bored, by studying or doing something productive, but that is just not what your mind wants (curse you, indecisive brain!) You don’t want to be bored, but you don’t want to do something productive, so all you do is say ‘ugh’, hence the name!

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                      I don’t even realise the point of this post anymore, it’s basically just telling you about how you get bored… #useless! Maybe I should do a list on how to avoid boredom! Eh, okay…

                      HOW TO AVOID BOREDOM:

                      -Kill time, by researching random, interesting stuff, for example, nursery rhymes with hidden meaning, or shower thoughts etc.

                      ( http://www.boredpanda.com/shower-thoughts-interesting-facts/ ) your welcome!

                      -Just type ‘funny posts’ and go to google images.

                      -Study (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just kidding)

                      -Bug people, by telling them you are bored.

                      That’s all I have for this time! Thank you for reading, and of course

                      QOTD: What are YOUR ‘when you are bored you should’ tips? Do you procrastinate?

                      Thank you once more and byee! See you next weekend!

                      Vogelstand flying away x

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                      FANDOMS

                      Aloha!

                      To anyone who is reading. This is a post about (you would probably know about it because of the title but still…) FANDOMS *some serious music here* and in today’s time, I am pretty sure that you know what a fandom is, if you don’t, (Welcome out of the rock you have been living in!) but here is the definition anyways:

                      The fans of a particular person, team, fictional series, etc. regarded collectively as a community, are known as a fandom.

                      And living in the world we have today I can almost guarantee the fact, that you will be part of at least one, if not more, fandoms . Fandoms are everywhere, they have fan clubs (so yesterday)  but mostly fangirls (or boys) of one fandom unite over social media, and it is amazing, to finally meet people who share the same interests as you (not to mention that, they don’t think you are a psychopath, which you are not, you are a highly functioning fangirl) and they get the jokes you make, so that you don’t feel like the lonely kid who has inside jokes with himself. Which is… definitely… NOT me… *nervous laughter*

                      So, back to the point, fandoms are great. Though they stop you from socializing and make you procrastinate from doing your math homework (please do it after reading this, I do not want to be the reason you get scolded or detention)lol lord of the rings

                      There is one thing about fan-culture that is terrifying. The defensive-ness. You might be the sweetest person ever, but if someone ever disrespects your fandom, you will unleash your inner demon.

                      “I don’t care if you insult me, insult me all you want, whenever you want, but one word, against my fandom and you shall be murdered in your sleep”                                                                                                                                      – Every fangirl ever.

                      fandom gif sherlock

                      If you are a big fan of someone or something, you would know what I am talking about. You have very strong opinions about your fandom, which are usually ‘my fandom is awesome and perfect and there is absolutely NOTHING bad about it.’ Trust me when I say this, 99.9% of fans think like this, including me, and there is nothing wrong with thinking this!Being a fan, you can also go to extreme lengths to do something fandom related, like the way I am typing this sentence so that this post has 464 words. (MWHAHA, I should stop)

                      crazy not me lol

                      One more things all fans love, is when someone makes fandom references. They love it almost as much as Dobby loves socks, though not quite. (Come on! Dobby’s love for socks is A LOT) or as much as Hulk loves smashing things… (hard to beat that.)

                      The end. Basically, you do you, be part of any fandom you like and be defensive about it! After all, fandom before blood (does anyone get this? #divergent) also, do your math homework! JUST KIDDING! Procrastinate all you want!

                      QOTD: Which fandoms are you part of? do you relate to this is ANY way?

                      I’d like to end this by quoting, “May the force be ever in your favour, Mr.Potter.” -Gandalf

                      danisAWESOME

                      Vogelstand flying away

                      Update: I failed to make this post of 464 words… *hysterical crying* 

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                      Hello Internet!

                      ALOHA!

                      This is my first blog post, and I am so excited! Like any other blogger, let me start with the reason I started this blog, a little bit about myself etc.

                      So the reason I started this blog, is simply because I love to write. I have been writing since grade four, and now I thought it might be time to finally start sharing what I write with the INTERNET! (I really don’t know why I put that in capitals) I would love to know what other people think about my writing, and get feedback.

                      Also, the username ‘vogelstand’ is not something that would be very common (hopefully not) but the reason this is my username is that I have Ornithophobia, the fear of birds, and this word, vogelstand is actually Dutch for wildlife or,guess, birds. Therefore, as I begin writing I also hope on being able to overcome this strange fear of mine, because, if this blog grows on me, and becomes something I really love, then I will also start loving *drum roll* birds!

                      I started this blog, because when I write I feel like I can be myself. I can say what I want without getting judged about it (or even if I get judged, at least I wouldn’t get to know.) and of course adding a little fun to my regular life. Now, I think I should welcome you…

                      WELCOME TO MY BLOG OF… ME” Where I shall pour a little bit of myself into everything I write! Let’s go into the abstract, random, blog of mine, where I will post everything from my opinions on important topics to poems on sad… pencils… (will I really post that?)

                      Never mind, THANK YOU FOR READING (if anyone has been reading) and I plan on ending each post with a question of the day, something I would love to know your opinion on, so here:

                      QOTD: What is your major fear? Do you plan on conquering it, and do you think that if you conquer it you will be happier?

                      Please let me know what you think! (if anyone is here even)

                      Vogelstand, flying away…

                      Until next time!