Welcome to my blog again! I have missed this! So… DID YOU NOTICE MY NEW ‘LOOK’ FOR HALLOWEEN? If you haven’t seen it and are on the app go to the website now! *gives you a hug if you actually went*
So today, I will be ranting politely expressing my opinion on HOW MUCH PRESSURE THERE IS ON HUMANS AND HOW HARD IT IS TO BE ONE.
The thing is, if you aren’t a human you probably feel your life is harder than ours and maybe it IS true, but ranting makes me feel better so even you can grab (I was just about to say grab a glass of popcorn… what.) a tub (?) of popcorn, ugh leave it, grab some popcorn and get ready for a bumpy ride.
SIDE NOTE: Please don’t drop the popcorn I just bought this pickup truck and I am too lazy to clean it*
So HERE ARE THE REASONS why Dan’s a fail (yay) WHY IT IS HARD BEING A PERSON.
It is hard being a person because of people okay? People are really messed up… Being a person you need to deal with:
- Stupid people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re
- Seriously narcissistic people
- People who tell you to get of the internet
- People who prefer Twilight over Harry Potter
- People who don’t like chocolate
Thank you very much I rest my case.
PEOPLE NEED TO DO RANDOM STUFF THATS NECESSARY! Sometimes I just wish I was a Alpaca or something… Just imagine this highly distressing scenario. You are reading a beautiful book right before going to bed, and after reading the book for sometime you start feeling sleepy and you just want to simply close the book and sleep.
Since you are a human (assumption) you need to do this weird thing called brushing your teeth, so you make this sorrowful trip to the bathroom to rub this weird object that had plastic hair like structures on it on your teeth so that your teeth don’t rot. UGH.
(If someone names the tv show this gif is from I will give you a reward, because I grew up watching this)
People expect a lot from other people. Like if I was a cutsey little pebble I wouldn’t have to live up to my teachers’ expectations and be under the pressure to get an A+ on a test. Sad. *sob sob*
But on the bright side, if I WAS a pebble I would also be kicked around the street by annoying little kids with runny noses.
4. We need to go to school
Not every human has the opportunity to go to
hell school, and maybe we should be grateful for being able to attend school, but think about it this way… if we WERE NOT human we wouldn’t have to go to school ANYWAYS. Because you don’t need to grow up and get a job to not starve to death if you are a panda…
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER^^
But it’s not THAT bad I guess… um… I am fine.
So what did you think about this? Why do you find it dissappointing to be a human? Like I could live in the moment and all, but I am better at complaining so here you go.
Oh.. plus point for being a person, we have the internet and gifs…
THANK YOU FOR READING!
SEE YOU SOON ENOUGH…
Vogelstand flying away xx
*what is all this pickup truck rubbish?